When I invited Mr. to lunch this is the reply I got:

I’ll be there….At noon or some time around there…Some time close to around there.

When might that be exactly? Some time close to a time that is around noon?

~Mrs.

Dear Persons of Our Housing Community,

Whenever you pass by our house please check to be sure that we haven’t left our keys dangling from the front doorknob. If you see that we’ve done just that, then please inform us by simply ringing our doorbell. It will only take a second of your time and might save us from terrible danger….Or, at the very least, from spending half the morning searching for our misplaced keys.

Thank you.

Mrs.